#340574 - I relished the thought of taking a nasty dump in the office men’s room, not spraying, and leaving the door wide open so all those cock sucking bastards could smell my Big Mac shit the rest of the afternoon! With a frustrated roll of my eyes, I realized that there were two drive thru lanes, but the idiots taking up car space at Mickey D’s obviously had too much hardened fat between their ears to comprehend that two drive thru lanes meant two lanes of traffic! With a swift gesture, I moved into the vacant lane, only to discover that the lane was closed because of a broken speaker. I should have seen it coming, the way drunken halfwit Rodney Mills and my boss were always hanging around each other, socializing outside of work – probably wife swapping. McDonald’s Drive Thru The tires on my pick up truck squealed as I bailed into McDonald’s.